confidence, cohen.

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i'm claire.
i'm a sarcastic little english girl who gets her kicks from grammar but doesn't quite like capital letters. i like make-up, winter, junkfood and parties. 3 out of 4 of my best friends are on tumblr. i'm 18 so i'm either drunk, hungover, at college or tired. i like you.
Mar 14 '10

facebook groups

are annoying, but i liked the chat up lines on this.

“Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, “I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum”

Why don’t we go back to my place and do the things I’m going to tell people we did anyway?”

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?