July 2010
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what the fuck! This account is logged in on my...
March 2010
164 posts
not so secret blog
cause that would be boring, but i just got tired of all the crap on this one. if you find it follow it. reblog it. i dont care. i’m just outtttttttttt
all the moaning on tumblr is actually annoying me beyond.
im going to try and get myself a secret tumblr.
bye.
you have to click my icon to make this post work
yeah, you’re both real fat, cause you both look like this no. You’re drinking too much by going out one evening a week and drinking a few of these no. And your boyfriends don’t care about you and are going to stray. no. come on guyssssssss. give it up. You know its not true.
claires being a bitch to her best friends. you know this about me :(
claire says: dont drag me into this, i’m pitching tomorrow Karl. says: you mean girl.
whut duh fuck X_X (is gwan on, not karl. jeeze boy. )
and again
Me: what part do you work on? Him: cigarette counter Me: ah thats fine then spunking around bakery might get awkward or fish counter etc Him: tell me about it
this proper made me lol
Him: hows your head this morning Me: its amazing Him: i meant your actuall head not your abilty to perfrom fellatio Me: OHHH yeah that was shit ahahahhaahah
“grimace [n]
an ugly or distorted facial expression, as of wry humour, disgust,...”
– http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grimacing
“i might surprise you”
“oh yeah? why?”
“i’m not really typical”
“i’ve noticed”
jdhp:
lookimaghost:
i think alot looks better than a lot
:|
well when do you ever just say “lot”? might as well just be alot.
i think alot looks better than a lot
i watched this thing called “alesha dixon; whos your daddy?” and it made me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy alot. was really good.
thats about that.
Hi, im Kate McCann and leaving Windows open was my idea.
Karl wants me to blog.
so i’m blogging.
Danny is fun. he rolls shit spliffs and buys warm beer and gets cold far too easily but i loves him. We got the genius idea to buy shit loads of food on the way home cause we so had the munchies and it was so fucking good. i bet he couldnt eat all my chips in ten seconds.
either way. i would be a loser ahahah cause he done it and i had no chips left.
i wont join those “im not pregnant” “not being pregnant” “i’m a teen and not pregnant” facebook groups
cause i know.
if i do.
i will get knocked up with some bastard child.
When all you gotta keep is strong move along like I know you do & even when your hope is gone move along just to make it through
bold if true
TRUTHS
I am a morning person. I am a perfectionist. I am an only child. I am Catholic. I am currently in my PJs. I am currently pregnant. I am currently suffering from a broken heart. I am left handed. I am married. I am addicted to MySpace. I’m shy around the opposite sex. I bite my nails. I currently regret something I have done. When I get mad I curse. I don’t like anyone....
jdhp:
Ok I know I have my best friend who does care and I’m sorry if it seems like I don’t notice her concern.
I just feel lonely right now so sorry.
Jaz you can’t not tell people whats wrong and then wonder why nobody is showing their concern, because people don’t realise how you’re feeling. We can’t read your mind. If we knew the depths of what you felt do you not...
You weren’t there You never were You weren’t at all But that’s not fair I gave you life I gave my all You weren’t there You let me fall………….. So, so what I’m still a rock star I got my rock moves And I don’t need you And guess what I’m havin’ more fun And now that we’re done I’m gonna show you
“As sociologist Carol Cassell notes in her book, “Swept Away,” female sexuality...”
– Women’s Internalized Oppression: Undermining Your Own Sexuality (via sexisnottheenemy)
facebook groups
are annoying, but i liked the chat up lines on this.
“Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, “I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum”
“Why don’t we go back to my place and do the things I’m going to tell people we did anyway?”
“Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? “
This might shock y’all, but i’m not really a GaGa fan & that piece of shit video Karl got me to watch proved it. There is a reason music videos should be short.
My sister just said that I'm like a robot
jdhp:
That’s nice. She got a venus fly trap and tomorrow we’re gonna catch bugs and feed it.
I don’t want help, I want someone to care.
Jaz, I sort of find it insulting that you think nobody cares when i always show my concern for you like… every time we speak :|
wtf is wrong with people atm. can you all cheer the fuck up.
Do you not actually have anything else that you could talk about ?
If you mute your computer when a spotify ad is playing the bloody thing pauses so you cant ignore it. Sneaky and smart, Spotify. However, i use external speakers so suck my cock.
One - Nil to claireeeeeeeey
there are plenty of fish in the sea if i run out of boys
Kidulthood
I remember people at college a few years ago saying it was a good film but i’ve never got round to watching it, but i just did and it was so good >.<
After i watch a film (and sometimes during :X) i go on IMDB and read about it and in the message boards people have said they didn’t understand a word of what the people were saying. It was all slang and strong london accents so...
i find it weird that my favorite song was released when i was 8 :/
Rah :3 i went to sleeps last night at 7, woke up at 11 with a bunch of texts. replied to some. got a phone call from danny at about 12. He was lying in fairlands looking at trees and wanted me to go and get stoned with him. he was all “so you’re in bed with 3 duvets you said? and a heater? and …. are you shivvering???” :( so yeah i couldnt go see danny and i was like...
I came downstairs on friday morning to find the fire still on full blast but everybody was asleep. I came home friday afternoon to find the backdoor wide open but nobody home. I came downstairs this morning at 4am to find the backdoor wide open again.
WTF. Its almost as if my sister and her boyfriend wants the house to burn down and some mad killer to get into the house ¬_¬
I hate them. they are...
and no, i won’t let it get me. and if it does i will lie, i never even liked you its not like you made me cry.
i feel alright. i’m tired. i’m in pain. i sound like a man, but my minds alright.
i have cuts all over my hand and i covered my kitchen in blood from a massive nosebleed last night, but i’m alriiiiight aha.
Last night someone asked me why i was being off with him etc, i said it wasnt personal i just don’t feel myself, but it’s also i don’t wanna be someone you...
oliver says: that if freddy dies in skins then you have ruined it for me claire says: hahaha <3 oliver says: having not seen it yet claire says: SOZ BABES oliver says: fuck hugh claire says: so ruin it for me I HOPE MARISSA DIES oliver says: seth and summer get married claire says: omfg YOU RUINER oliver says: yeah too bad
i’ve known him since the first day of reception and...
"mum you can have the last iced bun"
I’M SUCH AN IDIOT.
