what the fuck! This account is logged in on my phone but i stopped using this account before i got this phone. Fuck the madness

not so secret blog

cause that would be boring, but i just got tired of all the crap on this one.

if you find it follow it.
reblog it.
i dont care.

i’m just outtttttttttt

all the moaning on tumblr is actually annoying me beyond.

im going to try and get myself a secret tumblr.

bye.

you have to click my icon to make this post work

yeah, you’re both real fat, cause you both look like this
no.
You’re drinking too much by going out one evening a week and drinking a few of these

no.
And your boyfriends don’t care about you and are going to stray.
no.
come on guyssssssss.
give it up.
You know its not true.

claires being a bitch to her best friends. you know this about me :(

claire says:
 dont drag me into this, i’m pitching tomorrow
Karl. says:
 you mean girl.

whut duh fuck X_X (is gwan on, not karl. jeeze boy. )

and again

Me:
 what part do you work on?
Him:
 cigarette counter
Me:
 ah thats fine then
 spunking around bakery might get awkward
 or fish counter
 etc
Him:
 tell me about it

this proper made me lol

Him:
hows your head this morning
Me:
 its amazing
Him:
 i meant your actuall head not your abilty to perfrom fellatio
Me:
 OHHH
 yeah that was shit
 ahahahhaahah

“i might surprise you”

“oh yeah? why?”

“i’m not really typical”

“i’ve noticed”

jdhp:

lookimaghost:

i think alot looks better than a lot

:|

well when do you ever just say “lot”? might as well just be alot.

i think alot looks better than a lot

i watched this thing called “alesha dixon; whos your daddy?” and it made me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy alot. was really good.

thats about that.